Now It Can Be Told: Saddam's Secret Weapons

Our man in Baghdad (codename Wormold), recently freed from a nasty NDA with Saddam & Sons Inc. by a Hoboken judge, has been able to provide us with dramatic pictures of the evidence Bush has been holding back. In light of the stunning evidence, all I can say is that I am impressed with the deep sensitivity George W. Bush showed to American national security, particularly since releasing this proves once and for all that Saddam intended to rule the world and provide terrorists with some of the most destructive weapons known to Man.

Saddam's Catalogue of Death

Sadly only the cover remains of this stunning document to Saddam's insanity. A state-of-the-art 2 colour catalogue filled with nuclear, biological and chemical weapons, as well as a fine selection of DDR RAM and high-end video cards. "Dude, you're getting a nuke" indeed!

Tremble at Saddam's secret Nukular Laboratory

Don't let the perspective fool you, this nuclear lab is many times the size of a camel. Over 25 storeys high and 2 football fields in diameter, the al-Franken Secret Laboratory was previously thought to be a high-tech Pokemon card manufacturing plant. A senior member of the Bush Administration said that they have intelligence to show that Saddam may have already found the Higgs-Boson particle and in a terrible indignity to Western science named it after Uday.

Pictures of Nuclear Warheads [never before seen!]

I don't think I need to explain to everyone what these mean to the debate on Weapons of Mass Destruction. However, this final photo seals the deal. Anyone who imagined there would only be a handful of weapons may want to cover their eyes before they look at this picture:

A special thanks to Agent Wormold's secretary Beatrice for smuggling these sensitive photographs to us. This expose is dedicated to the memory of MI6 Agent Graham Greene, 1904-1991.

Comments

[Allan]

Haha! The vacuum cleaner is too funny.

[WB]

Graham Greene's "The Quiet American" is as prophetic today as it was in its desription of the coming conflict in Viet Nam. His view of the dangerous naivete of the American body politic remains, unfortunately, as valid today as it was when he wrote the mentioned book.

[Patrick Taylor]

If you haven't checked it out yet, you should read "Our Man in Havana" which was the novel I ... uhmm ... paid an homage to. But yeah, "The Quiet American" rocks.

[Albesa,Nova Irish]

where have you gotten the picture of the nuclear warheads. somekind of impressive work ha!

[Albesa,Nova Irish]

where have you gotten that picture? impressive work ,it is.

[James]

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